Wednesday, September 20, 2023

Dad Joke or Bad Joke

(While going to a store in car)

Arjun: Appa, paatu podunga.. 
Me: Okay.. (singing) Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool
Arjun: Nooo.. Intha paatu ila
Me: Okay, bee bee black bee, have you any wool?
Arjun: Noo.. Tamil paatu.
Me: Meh, meh, aatukutty kambali iruka? 
Arjun: Nooooo.. Stop singing
Me: nee thaane paatu paada sonne.. '
Arjun: Noo.. Paatu "podunga"
Diya: Appa kita correct a enna venum nu sollu.. Illa naa ipdiye pesitu iruka poraanga
Arjun: (stern voice) Appa.. Paatu venum
Me: Sure.. Enna maathiri pot venum? Round a venuma ? Long a venuma? 
Diya: (sighs) I give up appa
Me: Yes, you have to give UP. Naa unna vida tall illa? I can only give down. 
Arjun: apppaaa… 
Diya: Nee epdi sonaalum appa ethavathu maathi sollikite iruka poraanga. 
Me: Correct a enna venum nu sonna naa seiven. 
Arjun: (after thinking well) Appa, I want to listen to songs from the car when you play it in the speakers. 
Me: ohhhh…. Now I get it. Why didn't you say so? 
Diya: Finally..
Me: Oops, ivalo neram neenga pesi pesi ippo kadaye vanthuduchu. Veetuku pogum podhu kelu, naa podaren. 
Diya: Inniku fulla paate keka poradhu ila. 



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