While chatting, we send suitable emoticons that make it even funnier.
Now, Statutory warning, these are occupational humors.(?). Some of them are PJs. So only people who are working in same environment like me will understand it.
Chat Instance 1:
Person 1: This whole thing of building the code and deploying is cooking my brain
Person 2: My brain is already cooked and my manager is eating it.
Person 1: Boiled or Fried?? ;)
Chat Instance 2:
Person 1: I will give you call. Right now i am having lunch.
Person 2: same here
Person 1: Wide men eat alike :)
Person 2: Are you wide? :)
Person 1: lol...Typo. I meant Wise men
Chat Instance 3:
Person 1: Alright, I am going to build the code and deploy it now.
Person 2: In the new server box?
Person 1: Yes, your own box.
Person 2: My own? Can i take it home? ;)
Chat Instance 4:
Person 1: Once the kit is built, we will deploy it tonight.
Person 2: Alright folks, Its 5 pm, Gotta go and pick up my kits from school.
Person 1: :) You mean Kids right?
Chat Instance 5:
Person 1: Person 2, Can you please check this?
Person 2: Sure. One sex
Person 2: One sex*
Person 2: Sorry, One sec*
Chat Instance 6:
American client: Person 2, check this and send me a detailed email.
Person 2: ssabaa...Manda kayuthe....
American client: what?
Person 2: Sorry, wrong window.
There are other embarassing moments.
1) Once, I was in a war room, there was conference call going from morning to evening. Many people across many states joined the conference call. We were all checking something and waiting for the end user's response on how our application is.
So there was a momentary silence. That time, some one went to the toilet with his phone and starting peeing. Poor fellow, he forgot to put his phone on mute. The water sound was echoing in the conference call. Everyone started laughing. My sweet client announced in the conference call. 'Can whoever is peeing right now go on mute please?'. Then came the toilet flushing sound.
2) It was a gettogether and my friends were chatting and making fun of their managers. Meanwhile, one friend wanted to update something to his PM and called. PM didnt pick up his phone. At the fourth ring, my friend thought his manager is not picking up and kept the phone on table and started mocking his manager and making fun of him. We were all laughing our ass off.
The next day, my friend's manager called him and played his voice message to my friend. The whole conversations he made to us about this PM the previous day were recorded. My poor friend did not cut his phone last night when he called his manager and it all went to manager's voice mail. :)
Cheers,
--Dear! Jap Evans
